Why Art Thou in The Garden?


According to many faiths and cultures God’s Divine Plan is to save humankind from their sins, being moral wrongdoings, injury, mischief, enmity, feuds, guilt, crimes, offenses, or misdeeds. What greater of these is our transgression upon the Mother Goddess, Planet Earth, the wonderful gift of The Garden from which all life emerges and evolves?

In this day and age everywhere we look, humans are doing more harm, mischief, and wrongdoing to the Earth on a daily basis, taking the fact that “we’re all Just Visiting” a bit too frivolously. We constantly emit more greenhouse gases and pour other pollutants into her air, water, and soil. We are reproducing at an exponentially alarming rate causing us to consume more and more of her non-renewable resources. We are rapidly deforesting the trees she bares to give us food and oxygen and remove the carbon dioxide that we omit. We are causing the massive displacement of species, including our own, while contaminating the food and water supplies that every living thing needs to survive.

Of course, How Will It All Change? The answer seems to always be the same. God will send back the great untouchable ones that have come before us to magically wipe away all the harm that we’ve done and all we have to do is BELIEVE!!

Well, in the mortal words of the great Wookiefoot Spirits DON’T HOLD YOUR BREATH!!

“You put us here and gave us authority to command it; to take care of it.”

~Peter Simons

We wholeheartedly agree!! It’s time Humanity stop acquiescing to the notion that we will one day in the end be exonerated from our job as dominion holders over the Earth! “We can no longer look outward for what lies within!” So what’s The Plan?

It’s been said:

“If you don’t have a plan, you become part of somebody else’s plan!”

~Terence McKenna

Well, there is a plan for humankind unfolding in the heart of America and it’s certainly not the disenfranchised passive non-sustainable version we’ve been sold all these centuries.

The command ‘Be ye perfect’ is not idealistic gas. Nor is it a command to do the impossible. He is going to make us into creatures that can obey that command. He said (in the Bible) that we were ‘gods’ … He will make the feeblest and filthiest of us into a god or goddess, a dazzling, radiant, immortal creature, pulsating all through with such energy and joy and wisdom and love as we cannot now imagine, a bright stainless mirror which reflects back to God perfectly … The process will be long and in parts very painful, but that is what we are in for. Nothing less.

~C.S. Lewis, Mere Christianity (1952), pp. 205-206

Join us as we bring the fanciful but poignant prediction of C. S. Lewis and the ontological philosophy of Terence McKenna to life in a serendipitous comical journey to a metaphorical garden where only we can be the change we wish to see, lead by a few “unlikely” Awakening Wookiefoot Fans mentored by an unorthodox pseudo-divine band of Harmony Park Security Guards, all of whom have “No Earthly Clue about what they are ‘Once Again’ here to do!”

What A Long Strange Trip it will be… AGAIN!

“We but mirror the world. All the tendencies present in the outer world are to be found in the world of our body. If we could change ourselves, the tendencies in the world would also change. As a man changes his own nature, so does the attitude of the world change towards him. This is the divine mystery supreme. A wonderful thing it is and the source of our happiness. We need not wait to see what others do.”

~Mahatma Gandhi

Presented by Conscious Universe Productions

Produced by Brian N. Hewlett & Kyle Wagner and a band of Festive Wookies.

Jam packed with teachings and innovative solutions from Terence & Dennis McKenna and other Psychonauts, Ethnobotanists, Pharmacognists, Mystics, Scientists and Activists!

Featuring Music & Visual Art from some of the most Tribadelic Bliss Junkies and Believers on the Planet!

Filmed on location in the Minnesota Twin Cities and surrounding areas with a few shots of Colorado sprinkled in here and there.

Hallowed Harmony will only be made possible through generous Crowdfunded Pledges from people like you!! So stay tuned for information on how you can make your Pledge!
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Are you interested in contributing to the Hallowed Harmony Television Production? If so, we want to hear from you!

Hallowed Harmony is a TV Show about festival family made by festival family and who else knows festival family better than festival family? ‘Nuff said!

The Hallowed Harmony Pre-Production Unit is comprised of teams of incredibly talented Artists, Script Writers, Marketing Operations & Logistics People, Sound & Audio People, Social Media Activists, and Merchandisers working to make this all happen and we can use all the help we can get!!

Where do you fit in and how can you find us?


The Ahtna word for “live air” is Koahnic and the Choctaw word for “crow” is Fala. Together they represent the foretelling messengers of the air and is the Call Name of our Media Street Team, whose purpose is to build the Hallowed Harmony brand and increase visibility through online and face-to-face relationships and communications with potential viewers and merchandise customers.

If you are interested in joining the force that markets Hallowed Harmony to our communities through social and traditional media or you need to discuss media related issues, contact them at:


Melodium is the latin word for “melody” and the Call Name of the team that is actually providing the melody for Hallowed Harmony by working with our potential viewers to select the music that will accompany our series episodes and be featured on our Soundtrack Albums.

If you are interested in working with the musical selections and the artists who will be featured on the Hallowed Harmony television series or you have questions about the music, contact them at:


The Eye of Providence is the all-seeing eye and the Call Name for the team that oversees and coordinates the logistics of the entire Hallowed Harmony Pre-Production operation.

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In the Hindu tradition of tantra, the fifth primary chakra is known as vishuddha and represents the voice. We use it as a Call Name for the Hallowed Harmony team that gives voice to the show and its characters through scripting.

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Wabi-sabi is the most conspicuous and characteristic feature of Japanese beauty. It is similar to Greek ideals of beauty and perfection and the Call Name of our Art Team that is tasked with designing the artistry of the Hallowed Harmony brand and the visual feel of the show.

If you are interested in helping create the artistry associated with of the show including merchandise, contact them at:

Stay tuned for the announcement of the Merchandising Team in the coming weeks!